The Beginnings of…
The poetry of Crazy C has a history dating back to 3 B.C. (Before Charle)
in Factreeville, Pennsylvania. The Godfather, Ross Smirne was the original
founder of this groundbreaking art form via illegally using his school's
internet connectwig for personal purposeye. From the shop-class floor
he would flow to Crazy who resided up-in during the 4th mod of the day
in Harder's Computer Literacy class. Here, some of Smirne's earliest
and greatest works were created. The modern poet Crazy C has been able
to recover, transcribe and interpret the works of this medieval literary
master and branch off into his own poetic style. (see photos and transcription)
After graduation the
Molitor Crazy C moved to Manupa de la Poopiera's house during the summer
of 1997. Late night, drunk on Runts candies, the tandem would compose
flow for a newly-found mass emailing list. They would also house recipients
via the Instant Messenger feature. Needless to say the tandem formed
the bases of the modern poet's style and future influence on contemporary
literature.
In the fall Crazy
C struck his own chord of usage and began housing the ever-growing list
with fresh poems. Our other heroes began to compose flow less consistently,
giving credit to Crazy C solely. Within the next two years Crazy C formed
his unique style, entertaining and educating his audience almost on
a daily basis. The art form was now completely in his hands.
With the help of
the Modern Poet Society, Crazy C was to expand his usage to a select
group of students at his college in Philadelphia. Here, the Rotweiler
of, the Editor in Chief, sponsored his usage and gave him access to
the world wide web. Without the Wily Coyote the Molitor Crazy Charle
would not be able to enlighten for such a duration of (time.)
The Hopppel-Long-Cassidy,
as well as Neil the Bananna Peel, contributed significantly to the evolution
of the language of Charle. Without these two innovators the usage would
not be at its current ambiguous level. Other contributors include the
Lorenzo, the McMorras, the DUTechnicality, and Tim Tomato.
Due to a computer
error during the epic deliverance of the "Three-Minute Flow", usage
and housation techniques were utilized from the Oberratedland school
of. Peter Evans contributed greatly to the newly found art form, "Antagonistic
Art," which is an attempt to annoy the recipient of works via the internet
connectwig. The Mary Jones housation, as well as several politically
incorrect utterances enhanced the productivity of Charle's development.
From Peter's lead
Charle, with the help of they Cassidy, began housing dunnaway's. Taking
the precious time to individually cut nearly 34,000 heads, the tandem
plucked little heads of they dunnoway throughout the school. With the
help of the Hoppel's expert PhotoShop skills, they were able to come
up with three distinct styles (original Dunnoway, Bearded Dunnoaway,
and David Fa.) Several excellent techniques implemented against they
dunnaway as well as they Mover of enhanced the use of usage on a global
level. Dunnaway's to this day can be found, plucked and implemented
in Philadelphia, New York, and as far as the city of Ohio.
The poetry, usage,
and antagonist art created by Crazy C and his followers continues to
entice, puzzle, and anger viewers to this day. The Modern Poet Society
hopes that by viewing this web site, the fascinated readers of a master
in our midst will realize the true contribution to modern art in the
realm of pastries and cake.
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Original Smirne
Manuscripts:
The original works
of the Godfather Ross Smirne, the founder of and major influence of
the Modern Poet Crazy Charle, were successfully discovered recently.
Dating back to the
Pre-Showing period, (2 B.C.; (Before Charle) they show Smirne's early
dedication to the existential drive of artistic creation as well as
the need to express one's self via the vehicle of gummy bears and rhyme
schemey-whemey.